My name is Drew and I am slowly going insane...

I live and work in a small town in the middle of nowhere and I hate everything about it.
I drink too much, smoke too much, and I yell at trains.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Here's the thing...

I'm a bartender. Chicks dig bartenders. At first, it's kinda a cool perk...

That said, here's what chicks don't dig...

Guys who work every night until 3:00 am...

Guys who stay up until 5:00 am every night...

Guys who sleep until 2:00 pm...

Guys who have two sets of clothes, one stained in dried tequila and french fry grease, and one, that isn't..

Burnt out insomniacs who are emotionally fucked up with an impossible work schedule.

Chicks dig bartenders.


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