It's funny because it's true...

While running around behind the bar last Saturday night, I was attempting to quickly pass Sarah on the right side. She was telling a story about something, (I think it had to do with Patrick Swayze, but don't quote me on that), and just as I was about to pass, she gestures wildly, swings her arm into the air, and smacks me dead in the side of my head. WHACK!

I shake it off, we laugh a second, then, without missing a beat, Sarah states the obvious...

"I've just done something everyone in this bar has wanted to do for the last three years! Hit Drew in the face!"