The Cult of Karaoke

There are a few things that I can be sure about as I prepare for work on Saturday nights...

1. Karaoke will begin promptly at 9 p.m.

2. Someone will sing "Sweet Caroline", and act as if they are the first to ever do so.

3. No one who sings will ever tip. Ever.

4. I will be slightly more insane when it's over...