Here's the thing...

I'm a bartender. Chicks dig bartenders. At first, it's kinda a cool perk...

That said, here's what chicks don't dig...

Guys who work every night until 3:00 am...

Guys who stay up until 5:00 am every night...

Guys who sleep until 2:00 pm...

Guys who have two sets of clothes, one stained in dried tequila and french fry grease, and one, that isn't..

Burnt out insomniacs who are emotionally fucked up with an impossible work schedule.

Chicks dig bartenders.

The Cult of Karaoke

There are a few things that I can be sure about as I prepare for work on Saturday nights...

1. Karaoke will begin promptly at 9 p.m.

2. Someone will sing "Sweet Caroline", and act as if they are the first to ever do so.

3. No one who sings will ever tip. Ever.

4. I will be slightly more insane when it's over...

Where The Fuck Am I? Pt I

Today I was trying to make a reference and started off with what I thought was a rhetorical question...

"Have you ever seen Star Wars?"

I shit you not, the first three people I asked replied...

"No."